When Jeremih released Late Nights in 2012, it confirmed something I’d suspected for the longest time; the ‘B’ in R&B stood for Boner. So grab your boo close this Valentine’s and stick on this playlist, because slow dancing is nice, but grinding is way better.
N.b. Some of the tracks on here aren’t R&B in the strictest sense. Whatever. The heart wants what it wants. Also, the Beyoncé track is a substitution, because her perviest song isn’t on youtube. I figured a four minute long allusion to Jay Z’s dick would do.
- Snoop Dogg – Fresh Pair of Panties On
- R Kelly – Bump N’ Grind
- D’Angelo – Untitled (How Does It Feel)
- Next – Too Close
- 112 – Peaches and Cream
- Aaliyah – One In A Million
- Drake – Practice
- Ciara – Body Party
- Tweet – Oops
- Kelly Rowland – Motivation
- Aquarius Heaven – Universe
- Beyonce – Partition
- Jeremih – Fuck U All the Time
- David Banner – Play
- Rihanna – Pour It Up
- Khia – My Neck My Back
- Plies – Fuck The Shit Out You
- Ginuwine – My Pony
- Lady – Pussy
- N.E.R.D. – Hypnotize U
- Trina feat. Killer Mike – Look Back At Me
- Akinyele – Put It In Your Mouth
- R Kelly – Echo
And, because everyone knows that guys are the worst, if you suspect yours has been running around on you, Riskay has some foolproof advice.