So – another arbitrary passage of time, another arbitrary set of resolutions. For many Exeter girls, this is the year that they will try and find a way of losing weight that does not involve their fingers.

Welcome to Exeter. One of the universally acknowledged truths about the university is the number of fucking puns you will have to endure. “Exetera” was an inevitability which, this time entertainingly, raises questions of pronunciation — is it the bastard child of “etcetera” and “extra”?